tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83876771670862248332023-07-18T01:12:13.402-04:00The Writer's NestA place for literary ducklings like me. I blog about writing, writers, books, and will edit your book at your price.InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-22719966095515346922012-06-04T08:15:00.003-04:002012-07-01T16:39:13.348-04:00Quickie, anyone? ;) How to keep writing in a busy lifeThis idea came to me in early spring, and so far it has worked well for making sure my writing projects get face time at least once a week, if not (ideally) daily.<br />
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Have you ever been sitting with seven to fifteen minutes to kill before work/yoga/meeting/store opens/bedtime and asked yourself, <i>what could I be doing right now?</i><br />
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I propose to you, that you create a list of answers to this question; an inventory of quick-fixes you need to make in a take-your-pick fashion. I call them Quickies.<br />
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Say that you realized at the end of your last big writing chunk (however long ago it was) that there was a conflict in description, or you realized what a better line would have been for your furious character on her warpath, or thought of something else to add/change that begged the resigned after-thought, <i>I'll do it later.</i><br />
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These tiny tasks can add up, and leave a lot of work and edits to be done that feel heavy and are easily procrastinated. But what is important to remember is that they <i><b>are</b></i> little things, Quickies, and keeping an inventory of them will give you small ways to feed and water your novel/memoir/epic poem, even when the universe is being a time Nazi.<br />
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Depending on your level of organizational needs, you could estimate time needed for each Quickie under columns. For example, you could have a <1 minute, 5ish minutes, and 10+ minutes space to identify each fix or addition you have, so you have more time (when the time comes) to pick one from the appropriate space and go!<br />
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The other great thing about a list taped to your cabinet/television/fridge/bathroom mirror, is that not only are you slowly chipping marble from the big masterpiece, but you are preventing your project from collecting dust, from sinking between the metal spirals of the back burner and creating a funny smell inside your life goals that sets off unhappiness smoke alarms. It keeps your characters and messages with you even when time isn't, and that way when you do have a larger chunk of time, your writing endeavors are likely to have more visible frantic hands waving over the top of Netflix/Pinterest/buying more jalapeno pretzels.<br />
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They don't have to make sense to anyone but you. Some items on my Quickie list:<br />
Adventure rustling<br />
The binoculars are red!<br />
Lee's bedroom?<br />
Marvin needs a face!<br />
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Make use of your time-holes! Make your Quickie lists and tell me all about them!InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-26769906276642866842011-12-14T09:59:00.001-05:002012-07-01T16:38:20.597-04:00Why Writers are Heroes<div align="LEFT" style="margin-bottom: 0in;">
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For centuries, writers have been publishing truth in the face of controversy and control. They have done this in a journalistic fashion, the way Martin Luther posted his 95 thesis on the church door, and the unforgettable way that reporters today hunker down in battlefields and journalist-hating countries to help bring clarity to unaware readers. As the beloved banned book week many libraries celebrate will tell us, unwanted truths are written into fiction as well. These truths range from the underlying hatred and control that Arthur Miller spent his entire writing live trying to unveil, to the crude truths Holden Caufeild shows us about real people, and how they call prostitutes and use the F word. Writers have had their books banned, and put them selves in physical danger to share their thoughts and grievances. We may have come a long way from tar-and-feathering, but modern prosecution of a writer is still a noteworthy risk.</div>
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The biggest reason there is to love reading or writing is the security blanket we find in realizing how universal our problems and feelings are. Taking this fact into focus, have we ever thought about the mental power it takes to demonstrate how all of us, from accountants in Japan to Mounties in Canada to Hemp farmers in California, are all the same in so many deep and emotional ways? Good books have helped dry tears, offer fresh perspective, and have even saved lives. I once knew a girl with severe facial scars from an accident, who said that her self-loathing was unbearable until she found a character in literature with the same affliction, who reflected the same dark questions and brooding fears. She told me if it had not been for books showing her that everyone is as afraid as her, “I know I wouldn't have made it to college.”</div>
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Historians may remember where general So-and-so lead the forces of Where-ever-ville, and anthropologists may remember how many molars the men fighting in the war were thought to have and what gods they prayed to at the bottom of their foxholes, but who remembers the people? Who thinks about what it was like reading expressions of terror on the faces of comrades, or what it feels like to find your ally full of holes, and suffering? It is the imagination and empathy of writers that preserves day-to-day culture. They sift through the historian's journals and the anthropological articles, and then connects that data with human spirit, and folklore. Literature and documents make the difference between re-watching humanity, and reliving it.</div>
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This post may be a little fluffy, but I bring all this up because I want writers who are in doubt about their stories, or who are afraid of the things they have to say, to realize where they are. There are many people who fear writing as equally as public speaking, and public speaking as much as death, and for viable reasons. </div>
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But in the words of Stephen King, “Do not come lightly to the blank page.” The work we carry on is in good and noble company, and provides something priceless. We are writers: purveyors of humanity, beacons of truth, and heroes. </div>InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-2814150893111105242011-12-07T10:01:00.000-05:002011-12-07T10:01:45.458-05:00Good uses for old books<div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Even when my father found boxes of old, musty books no one reads in storage, it made me sad when he threatened to burn them. Books hold a certain energy and magic to them before we even get to read them, especially when old fonts and elaborate hardcovers are involved, but if the fact of the matter is that your bookshelves are full and these old tomes are going unused, what are some good ways to keep them in our lives, or the lives of others?</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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<li><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Crafting material</span></b></div><ol><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Since we know that older books often have a more ornamental quality to them, why not reuse their beauty? Cut out old illustrations and paste them for homemade greeting cards, or bookmarks. Snip out words in graceful fonts to spell out your favorite quotes, or to write someone a friendly letter. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Additionally, there is decoupage to consider. Why not recover old furniture, or any creative surface? It could give your home a more literary feel, or make some great gifts for your bookworm friends!</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Old paper products and candy wrappers have been used for some creative weaving as of late, to create products like handbags, or belts. Could there be a pretty penny to be made on your pretty texts?</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Literary pinatas for bookish parties are also a possibility. For a paper maché recipe, go there: <a href="http://ultimatepapermache.com/paper-mache-recipes">http://ultimatepapermache.com/paper-mache-recipes</a> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">More about Paper weaving: <a href="http://www.origami-resource-center.com/weaving-patterns.html">http://www.origami-resource-center.com/weaving-patterns.html</a> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">
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<li><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sculpture</span></b></div><ol><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">This kind of goes along with crafting, but is in a way, more elaborate. Sculpting with old books has been in the news lately due to Edinburgh's Library phantom: <a href="http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2011/12/05/magical-paper-sculptures-from-the-library-phantom-photos/?pid=3333#slideshow">http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2011/12/05/magical-paper-sculptures-from-the-library-phantom-photos/?pid=3333#slideshow</a> but this literary hero is not the first person to turn a work of writing, into visual art. Here are some other examples of this tedious and glorious art form you may enjoy: </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"> <a href="http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2010/04/09/book-sculptures/">http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2010/04/09/book-sculptures/</a> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"> <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/Paperfaerie">http://www.etsy.com/shop/Paperfaerie</a> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">
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<b> 1.</b><b> Return to where you left off to go on</b><br />
This sounds simple, but there's an explanation. Chee explained an interesting theory about the difference between writing by hand/typewriter, and writing on a computer. In the days of old when one had a paper copy of their novel on hand at all times, a writer would just press on from where the last line left off. But on a word processor, the electronic document always opens to the beginning, and you have to scroll to find where to go next. "I've seen writers murder their openings with these revisits," Chee told us, and it makes sense. We should be careful not to doubt what we have each time we go back to our work. If one isn't careful, their self-doubt could talk them into starting all over, or worse, into quitting, if they judge a first draft too harshly while trying to finish it. Best to zip immediately to the blinking cursor and write as if you hadn't just seen your beginning and its inevitable flaws.<br />
<b>2. Don't start to edit until you've drafted to the end</b><br />
Have you ever embarked on a first paragraph, and then halfway through a second or third, gone back to read over what you have? Then, while re-reading, have you starting changing words around, and becoming frustrated with how unpolished your beginning looks? No one will find value in a perfect beginning if a beginning is all you have. Soldier through (on your intuition) and then edit the entire thing. This will also help to keep a consistent voice and to look at the big picture as you polish. <b> </b><b> </b><br />
<b>3. Let the story be your editor, not your fears</b><br />
This is something I know that we all <i>know</i>, but have not necessarily taken time to think about. The stories and characters we're working on normally have a logical procession, and to allow this to develop without worrying about judgement usually allows for a fuller piece we are happier for in the end. Are your doubts interfering with where your story needs to go?<b> </b><br />
<b>4. "Intellect is for edits, intuition is for drafting"</b><br />
This is somewhat of an elaboration of the above bullet. Once you get a sense for how much or little control you've been inflicting on your storyline, Chee's line is a useful motto to remember. When beginning a story, its good to just allow things to unfold without trying to mold them too much. Worry about what makes sense once everything has filled out, and you'll be able to progress much faster. <br />
<b>5. </b><b>Save EVERYTHING that you cut</b><br />
I normally do this out of paranoia, and was happy to hear it endorsed by another writer. Its a good idea to keep up a notepad document alongside your draft as you're editing, and to copy/paste paragraphs or pages into it as you're removing them from your story. This way if pieces were sliced out in a self-loathing rampage, this can be discerned and remedied later with little harm done. Also, you never know when a side-tracked idea that doesn't fit where it began, could become a useful seed for another endeavor. I could go on for a while about why you should save what you remove and perhaps this will be a larger post in the future, but let the base fact stand that it is rare where an idea created and then not needed in one place, would not be useful on a future date.<br />
<b>6. Keep a writer diary </b><br />
This may sound silly. In fact, some of my writer friends have raised eyebrows at me when I've told them that I do this. In the same way that talking about a conflict can untangle it better than thinking alone, writing not just your story, but <i>about</i> your story can help you realize a lot about your characters' motives or situation that you may not have actualized before. Chee also pointed out that it's handy for reminding you how you felt during your last writing session: "This way, I'm not so far away when I come back. Page 37, still horrible!" It's also a good place to keep a to-do list of things you meant to get back to, like moments where you meant to add research or tension.<b><br />
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Although all of Chee's advice was intuitive and helpful, I found this piece to be the most clever. We are all painfully aware, I'm sure, of how easily a typo or awkward sentence can be overlooked. The reason for this, Chee suggests, is because the text, as an image, becomes familiar to us. If we change the font or the sizing of our test to rearrange the way we've come to look at the lines and body shape, it will snap us out of skimming because everything will look new. Then once you've polished away all the rough pieces, feel free to return the text of your writing to your original graphic presence.InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-3752916194019110452011-08-08T12:38:00.000-04:002011-08-08T12:38:54.822-04:00Mentor Texts and their Uses<i>"Some books are dangerous to read while you're writing, because you'll start to sound like them."</i><br />
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I have definitely had this happen to me before, where the things I write down can echo the latest things I read if I'm not careful. However, I also believe in the power of a mentor text.<br />
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Right now I am editing the manuscript of my first novel, and at the same time have been reading <i>The Shipping News</i> by Annie Proulx. She has this uncommon mastery over creating her sentences with absolutely no extra words. There are several sentences in her writing with only one or two words to them, usually barely more than a verb. Her writing has revealed to me exactly how wordy I can be, which is perfect while I'm in editing mode. Many sentences in my paper copy are squiggled-through as I'm realizing how redundant they are. <br />
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Being aware of the voice in what you're reading is clearly important to note while you are writing. Some habits if you were to pick them up may not be compatible with the way you write, while other writing may be useful to keep on your nightstand if one writer has a strength you were/are looking to incorporate.<br />
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Which writers do you use as mentor-texts? Which take you over, that you try to avoid?InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-82756648656582806052011-07-28T09:07:00.000-04:002011-07-28T09:07:49.884-04:00The Museum of ClichesRecently I read through this article that targets what it considers are "cliches that should be banned from use,"<br />
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and it reminded me of a handout I made for the English classes I precepted, based on an Annie Dillard quote we read from an essay by Alexander Chee, "Annie Dillard and the Writing Life." He talked about his days as her non ficiton writing student, and listed off many of her concrete rules for strengthening language.<br />
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One of my favorites that I haunted my students with throughout the semester, was that one should avoid "the museum of clichés in [the] unconscious." I created a corresponding handout to this effect, affectionately called "The Museum of Cliches." With the Professor Elizabeth's blessing I handed them a triple-columned page, listing as many cliches as I could think of. Elizabeth has used this list in other classes since then, and plans to use it in classes to come. Because the above link only provided 12 phrases, and with an arguable level of overuse, here is the museum I paired together for my students.<br />
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<div class="WordSection1"><div align="center" class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><u><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 14pt;">The Museum of Clichés</span></u></b></div><div align="center" class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">“She is not angry, she threw her clothes out the window. Remember this.”</span></div><div align="center" class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">~Anne Dillard</span></div><div align="center" class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Think you should word something more creatively?</span></div><div align="center" class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">If you can find your phrase here (and maybe if you can’t), the answer is yes!</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><br />
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<div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">A bone to pick</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">A glimmer of hope</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">A twinkle in her eye</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Ace up her sleeve</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Actions speak louder than words</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Against the grain</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">All bets are off</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">All boils down to</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">All in a day’s work</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">All walks of life</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">An oldie but a goodie</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Are a big part of my life</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">As (fast, loud, etc) as she could </span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">As all get out</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">As luck would have it</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">As the day is long</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">At the end of the day</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">At the last minute</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">At the top of her voice</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Back against the wall</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Bark worse than her bite</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Basically/Overall/Nowadays…</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Beat around the bush</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Been there, done that</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Beggars can’t be choosers</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Behind her back</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Behind the times</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Being all ears</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Bend over backwards</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Bent out of shape</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Better safe than sorry</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Better than ever</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Bite the bullet</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Blew a gasket</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Bored to tears</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Bright and early</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Buck/Butt naked</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Bump on a log</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Bust your chops</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Busy as a bee</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Buy into</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Call it a day</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Call the shots</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Chewed her out</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Chomping at the bit</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Clean your clock</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Close call</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Cool as a cucumber</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Costs an arm and a leg</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Couch potato</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Cute as a button</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Dealt a fatal blow</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Dig yourself a hole</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Dirt cheap</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Down on your luck</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Drawing a blank</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Driving me crazy/up a wall</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Easy as pie/taking candy from a baby</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Even the odds</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Everyday life</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Fancy meeting you here</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Forever and a day</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Get worked up</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Give a hoot/damn/crap</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Give and Take</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Glass half full/empty </span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Grasping at straws</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Guns blazing</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Had it up to here</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Half-hearted</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Hang on every word</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Hard to swallow</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Have high hopes</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Have made me who I am today</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Have two left feet</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Having a short fuse</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Hell to pay/freezes over</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Hit the hay/road/sack/deck</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Hold/bite your tongue</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Hook, Line, and Sinker</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">In the nick of time</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">In this day and age</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">In today’s society</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Just in time</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Just the tip of the iceberg</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Keep on ticking</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Kick the bucket</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Last but not least</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Let’s face it</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Light as a feather</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Like a knife through butter</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Like Romeo and Juliet</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Like there’s no tomorrow</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Lose steam</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Lost her marbles</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Made her skin crawl</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Made my blood boil</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Memory like a goldfish</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Memory like an elephant</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Most people…</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Necessary evil</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Never a dull moment</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">No pain, no gain</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">No place like home</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">No time like the present</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Not exactly rocket science</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Now and again</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Now and then</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">On tender hooks</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">On/In the same page/boat</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">One hundred and ten percent</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">One in a million</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Push comes to shove</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Push your buttons</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Put your best foot forward</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Raining cats and dogs </span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Read between the lines</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Rhyme or reason</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Rubbed me the wrong way</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Seeing eye to eye</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Since sliced bread</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Slow as molasses</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Stop on a dime</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Stuck out like a sore thumb</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Swallowed her pride</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Tail between his legs</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Take by storm</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Take its toll</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Tears of joy</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">The big cheese</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">The calm before the storm</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">The fact of the matter</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Through thick and thin</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Throw a curve ball</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Tickles your fancy</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">To be fair/honest</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Twenty four/seven</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Twist of fate</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Two-way street</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Ugly as sin</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Until the Bitter end</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Until the cows come home</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Wake-up call</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">What on earth</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Whole nine yards</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Wig out</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Winds of change</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Wishy-washy</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">With all of her heart</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Work like a dog</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">World of trouble/hurt</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Worry wart</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">You snooze, you lose</span></div><div class="TheSaneStyle" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Footlight MT Light","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">Young and foolish</span></div>InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-13697447119488622642011-07-20T10:57:00.002-04:002011-07-20T12:19:55.470-04:00Writers for Writers: Wes McNair's Rules for Poetry Line BreaksRecently crowned with the title of Maine's Poet Laureate (What some argue is the only good decision made by governor Lepage), and who is also the founder of UMaine Farmington's BFA creative writing program, Wes Mcnair often meets with UMF students in his retired years in a workshop or one-shot lecture format to offer his sage advice.<br />
This semester, Wes visited to discuss his new thinking, among other things, about why and how to select one's poetic line breaks. He eluded to having a longer list, but please enjoy the ten thoughts he shared with us.<br />
For more about Wes McNair, see: http://blackwidow.umf.maine.edu/~wesmcnair/ <br />
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<i><b>Rules for Line Breaking</b></i><br />
<b>1.</b> Break to suggest central action and its unfolding, to create anticipation<br />
Let words stick out of your lines that connect to the poem's heart. Also, let the lines create tension, as professor Jeff Thompson would put it. Make the reader chase you to the next line to find out what fell, or who chased her, or whatever have you.<br />
<b>2.</b> Break for interplay between line and sentence; This is free verse's rhyme & meter equivalent<br />
In other words, as Wes was once advised: <i>The line is Buddha, the sentence is Socrates </i><br />
Buddha is content to be were he is, as he is, the way a line, on its own, its simple, perhaps pretty or cryptic, but calm. Socrates is always asking, wanting, and hungry. You follow the entire sentence line to line to find out what, who, or why, jumping from Buddha to Buddha until your questions are answered. When line breaking,<i> </i>be aware of how you answer Socrates's questions effectively, but also create graceful pauses in your lines, to enjoy the moment.<i> </i> <br />
<b>3.</b> To create a graph of feeling<br />
Playing with jagged margins, or waves, or open space to illustrate a reflection of the poem's feeling. Using shorter lines for riddles and unknowns also plays with what <i>isn't</i> said. <br />
<b>4.</b> Break to emphasize related sounds <br />
Is there a song to your poem? Find the music. See if there is a sense of metronome, or words you can link together at the poem's pauses to create a resonance. This can be done with or without rhyme. <br />
<b>5.</b> The word at the end of the line is most important.<br />
Use Nouns, verbs, and their describers. <i>All </i>sentences have <i>and</i>, <i>the</i>, or <i>but</i>. They are less important, only connectors. End on the words that need to stand out of the poem, let them linger with the reader on the end of the line before they continue through your poem, or follow them through their day after they put your poem down.<br />
<b>6. </b>Break to show the stresses of meditation<br />
Listen to people around you as they speak. It was Wes Mcnair's observation that people speak in line breaks as well as can write in them. People pause for thought, for continued meditation, at places in their sentences that are their own, and make their voice. He advises to play with this in our poetry.<br />
<b>7.</b> When breaking, be aware of stanza form: Do you use regular, or irregular stanzas?<br />
You'd better know, and have done it on purpose.<br />
<b>8.</b> "Let me learn the rules so I can break them"<br />
In the days of rhyme and meter, rhythm would be broken in choice places in order to bring attention to a message. This rule was not abandoned in the days of free verse. Create a theme, pattern, or message, and then obscure it. Play with capital letters or punctuation at the end of lines in a way that brings focus to a contrary feeling or ironic concept. <br />
<b>9</b>. Find the second story<br />
It isn't really a secret of the trade that poems about waltzes, or red wheelbarrows, or horses at night, rarely stop at just creating those everyday images. There is <i>always </i>a "second story," or rather, a reason for why the initial object was worth writing about, a discovery that is made along the way. <br />
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Additionally, putting this much though into how one writes their poetry makes you a stronger reader. You will pay more attention to these choices as they are made by other poets, and take this play into consideration when you absorb their work.InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-66786718546922784992011-03-23T11:01:00.003-04:002011-03-28T18:33:27.118-04:00Tameri Guide for Writers' Latin PhrasesThis is is taken from:<br />
<a href="http://www.tameri.com/write/coollatin.html">http://www.tameri.com/write/coollatin.html</a><br />
It is not mine, but I'm sharing their knowledge for its value. =)<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Latin Phrases</span></b> <br />
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<div class="firstp">It’s a matter of taste and style, but not long ago American writers attempted to demonstrate their credentials to the world by including Latin and French phrases within works. A dash of Latin was expected of the moderately educated throughout the Western world.</div><div class="hanging"><b>annus mirabilis</b> - wonderful year</div><div class="hanging"><b>arbiter elegantiae</b> - judge of the elegant; one who knows the good things in life</div><div class="hanging"><b>bona fides</b> - good faith; credentials</div><div class="hanging"><b>carpe diem</b> - sieze the day; enjoy the present</div><div class="hanging"><b>casus belli</b> - cause justifying a war</div><div class="hanging"><b>caveat emptor</b> - buyer beware</div><div class="hanging"><b>cui bono?</b> - for whose advantage?</div><div class="hanging"><b>de facto</b> - of fact; it is</div><div class="hanging"><b>de gustibus non est disputandum</b> - no disputing tastes; there is no accounting for taste</div><div class="hanging"><b>Dei gratia</b> - by the grace of God</div><div class="hanging"><b>Deo gratias</b> - thanks to God</div><div class="hanging"><b>Deo volente</b> - God willing</div><div class="hanging"><b>dis aliter visum</b> - it seemed otherwise to the gods</div><div class="hanging"><b>Dominus vobiscum</b> - Lord be with you</div><div class="hanging"><b>dulce et decorum est pro patria mori</b> - sweet and seemly it is to die for one’s country</div><div class="hanging"><b>ecce homo</b> - behold man</div><div class="hanging"><b>ex cathedra</b> - with authority</div><div class="hanging"><b>ex more</b> - with or according to customs</div><div class="hanging"><b>exempli gratia</b> - for example (<i>e.g.</i>) </div><div class="hanging"><b>genius loci</b> - spirit of the location</div><div class="hanging"><b>hic et ubique</b> - here and everywhere</div><div class="hanging"><b>hinc illae lacrimae</b> - hence, those tears</div><div class="hanging"><b>humanum est errare</b> - to err is human; human is to err</div><div class="hanging"><b>id est</b> - that is (<i>i.e.</i>)</div><div class="hanging"><b>in extremis</b> - at death</div><div class="hanging"><b>in hoc signo vinces</b> - by this sign, you conquer</div><div class="hanging"><b>in loco parentis</b> - in place of the parent</div><div class="hanging"><b>in medias res</b> - into the middle of things; the heart of the matter</div><div class="hanging"><b>in omnia paratus</b> - prepared for all; ready for anything</div><div class="hanging"><b>in perpetuum</b> - forever; perpetually</div><div class="hanging"><b>in propia persona</b> - in person; in one’s own life or words</div><div class="hanging"><b>in statu quo</b> - as things were</div><div class="hanging"><b>in toto</b> - entirely; in total</div><div class="hanging"><b>ipso jure</b> - the law itself</div><div class="hanging"><b>jure divino</b> - Divine law</div><div class="hanging"><b>labor omnia vincit</b> - labor conquers all things; effort results in victory</div><div class="hanging"><b>laborare est orare</b> - to work is to pray</div><div class="hanging"><b>laus Deo</b> - praise God</div><div class="hanging"><b>loco citato</b> - in the location cited</div><div class="hanging"><b>loquitur</b> - he speaks</div><div class="hanging"><b>mens sana in corpore sano</b> - of sound mind in a healthy body</div><div class="hanging"><b>meum et tuum</b> - mine and yours</div><div class="hanging"><b>modus operandi</b> - mode of operating</div><div class="hanging"><b>morituri te salutamus</b> - we who are about to die, salute you</div><div class="hanging"><b>motu proprio</b> - of one’s own accord; on your own</div><div class="hanging"><b>multum in parvo</b> - there is much in little</div><div class="hanging"><b>nemo me impune lacessit</b> - no one attacks me with impunity</div><div class="hanging"><b>nil admirari</b> - wondering at nothing</div><div class="hanging"><b>nolens volens</b> - willing or not</div><div class="hanging"><b>Nota Bene</b> - note well; pay special attention to </div><div class="hanging"><b>omnia vincit amor</b> - love conquers all</div><div class="hanging"><b>opere citato</b> - in the volume cited; in the book cited</div><div class="hanging"><b>otium cum dignitate</b> - leisure with dignity</div><div class="hanging"><b>passim</b> - here and there</div><div class="hanging"><b>pater patriae</b> - father of his country</div><div class="hanging"><b>pax vobiscum</b> - peace be with you</div><div class="hanging"><b>persona non grata</b> - unwelcome person</div><div class="hanging"><b>primus inter pares</b> - first among equals</div><div class="hanging"><b>pro bono publico</b> - for the public good</div><div class="hanging"><b>pro Deo et ecclesia</b> - for God and the Church</div><div class="hanging"><b>pro forma</b> - as a matter of form; standard</div><div class="hanging"><b>quod erat demonstrandum</b> - which was demonstrated; that which was shown</div><div class="hanging"><b>requiescat in pace</b> - rest in peace</div><div class="hanging"><b>sic</b> - thus; so it was</div><div class="hanging"><b>sic passim</b> - so throughout</div><div class="hanging"><b>sic semper tyrannis</b> - thus always to tyrants</div><div class="hanging"><b>sine die</b> - some day; not a particular time</div><div class="hanging"><b>sine quo non</b> - without which, nothing; it is essential</div><div class="hanging"><b>tempus fugit</b> - time flies</div><div class="hanging"><b>timeo Danaos et dona ferentes</b> - I fear the Greeks, even when they bear gifts</div><div class="hanging"><b>verbatim et literatim</b> - word for word, letter for letter </div>InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-23871078429449040502011-03-20T10:53:00.001-04:002011-03-20T10:53:59.626-04:00Elegy UpdateI heard back form my professor about the pet elegy I wrote in response to his challenge that no one has ever written a good one. I, of course, did not manage to wow him off his feet, but his comments were, for once, not entirely discouraging. He referred to my ending as "Very elegiac," and even though he had suggestions for my freshly drafted poem, I felt them to be helpful, and they had more to do with clarity than an overall message of "make better." Perhaps after heeding some of his advice, I'll offer the poem here, and see what you think?InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-35731864849876522492011-03-18T12:39:00.002-04:002011-03-20T10:29:40.648-04:00Quotes on WritingAn extraction from my collection, correlating distinctly with this blog: Quotes and advice pertaining directly to the writing world:<br />
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"A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us." ~Franz Kafka<br />
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"You know you have read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as though you have lost a friend." ~Paul Sweeney<br />
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"Writing is an exploration. You start form nothing and learn as you go." ~E.L. Doctorow<br />
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"Do not come lightly to the blank page." ~Stephen King<br />
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"Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could be no concept of humanity." ~Hermann Hesse<br />
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"Creativity is making the complicated simple." ~Charles Mingus<br />
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"The two most engaging powers of an author are to make new things familiar, and familar things new." ~Sam Johnson<br />
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"I only know one story. But oftentimes small pieces end up being stories themselves." ~Patrick Rothfuss<br />
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"Talent is helpful in writing, but guts are absolutely essential." ~Jessamyn West<br />
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"All words are pegs to hang ideas on." ~Henry Ward Beecher<br />
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"Sometimes, if there's a book you really want to read, you have to write it yourself." ~ Ann Patchett<br />
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"Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality--Its a way of understanding it." ~Lloyd Alexander<br />
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"The skill of writing is to create a context in which other people can think." ~Edwin Schlossberg<br />
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"We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out." ~Ray Bradbury<br />
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"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter--it is the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning." ~Mark Twain<br />
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"I write because I have women living inside me who lay alone on their deathbeds." ~Natasha Nelson<br />
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"Every great and original writer, in proportion as he is great and original, must himself create the taste by which he is to be relished." ~William Wordsworth <br />
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"If you go into a room...full of books--even without taking them from the shelves they seem to speak to you" ~William Ewart GladstoneInkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-31789527654407313482011-03-14T17:26:00.001-04:002011-03-18T21:02:42.644-04:00First Publication!Very exciting news!<br />
Yesterday, I received an email late at night, informing me that my short story, <i>The Difference</i>, and my poem, <i>Francis Lloyd Marlow</i>, have been accepted for my school's art/literature anthology <a href="http://sandyriverreview.umf.maine.edu/">The Sandy River Review</a>, that's published every semester. This may sound like a small-scale deal, but the last 7 semesters I have been here I have submitted, and it was not until try number eight that my work was accepted! I guess it goes to show I've come a long way. Its pretty cool to know I was accepted for publication before I got my BFA, even if the publication itself won't come out until after. ;p<br />
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Still have not heard from my professor about the pet Elegy I sent him. I wrote one for a person later, (My father's mother) to meet the parameters of the assignment, and in looking at them both, I think the second one is better, so at least I have something I like to turn in today for workshop, but I am anxious to know if I continued his theory, or disproved it.<br />
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Happy Trails, Internet!InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-32111660274939656972011-03-09T22:21:00.003-05:002011-03-20T10:18:37.056-04:00So Far, So Good!<div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">I've learned my way around Blogspot fairly well since I made my first post. I'm hoping this will be cozy place to hang out for a while.</div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>Writing news</b>:</div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">~~Poetry professor assigned today that we write an elegy </div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><u>Elegy</u>: A poem which subtly notes the absence of someone who has passed away in a manner than invokes sorrow without spoon feeding an individual's anguish.</div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">We were told we are permitted to write about someone we know personally, or a historical figure or celebrity, but that we are not permitted to write about a pet. My professor claimed that, in essence, there is no such thing as a good elegy about a pet. There were several students--including me--who challenged that generalization, and he invited us to turn in two if we really wanted to attempt the "feat." I sent him a draft this evening, and am awaiting commentary.</div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"></div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">~~Wes McNair, a very valued poet in Maine who once directed the poetry program at UMF, is coming to campus next week to discuss craft and form with six selected students; this list, to my chair-descending astoundment, included me. I've met him before, and heard him read, but I am very excited to work with him in workshop form. ^_^</div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">~~Finally, the artist statement I have to complete for my BFA senior portfolio is very close to being done. I mailed it out to some dear friends for some last tweaks (or what may turn out to be huge tweaks, as editing goes) and whatnot, but once I have it, perhaps I'll display it here. It is coming to resonate with me even more than I expected.</div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">So where are you, all future friends? Here's hoping I meet you all soon. ^_^</div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Happy Trails, </div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">~Ellen</div>InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8387677167086224833.post-37202683324574481672011-02-28T07:46:00.001-05:002011-03-20T10:15:21.858-04:00Defeating Writer's Block: A Tip<div class="caption">This is what I like to do when I'm stuck. I am sharing with you because, because. I'm not an authority on the matter, but where would writers be without other writers to throw rescue ropes into our word pits? =)<br />
Writer’s block, as many of us are anguishly aware, is often when we have the desire or need to write, but nothing is occurring to us. If only the beginning of an idea could show itself, we may know where to go.<br />
One thing we can do rather than leave ourselves to entire sentences, is start with the baby-step of filling in the blank.<br />
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<b>Step 1</b>: Look up famous first lines, famous last lines, find a line in a random book near you, get a favorite quote—start somewhere, and take a line out of context entirely.<br />
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<b>Step 2</b>: Take the line you’ve chosen, and find a way to fill it with blanks. Take only the first half, or remove all the verbs, or take the end of the line and plan to end up there, or use any other method of diminishing you can think of.<br />
Examples of steps one and two completed:<br />
For the seventh time, …<br />
As he fumbled to ____________, he looked up and saw….<br />
One thing that ___________ never was, so they said, was….<br />
…and lay in a crumpled heap at the feet of his _________.<br />
Her ________ was/were wide, and his was/were __________.<br />
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<b>Step 3</b>: Have a field day. Even if lines like these don’t lead you to accomplish your task at hand, they tend to break the embargo that kept dramatic and enticing words from reaching you.</div>InkSlingerDuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18343745312591482972noreply@blogger.com0